This Certainly is a Silly Thread

OK so write something silly here. First [person to read the third post on page ninety wins a weekend for two on ...Oh darn I lost my connection to the web

My favourite comeback to silly noobs on the web is: ... wait for it....
"I will not have a war of words with you ... I don't make fun of idiots" Works when gaming anyways....

My favorite comeback to silly noobs on the web is, "I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man."

The first time i saw a midget i thought he was funny so i laughed at him and i was like 8 years old.

then my mom told me to stop and i didnt then the midget ran out of the store crying...now i feel bad for him

How dare you use the M word on this forum? It is grossly offensive to the people concerned. As bad as the N word for people of African descent. The politically correct term is "little people".

But I am knot an expert on political correctness. I am knot a dwarf. (However I am sometimes a troll.) According to someone whose name is an M word, my opinion has know weight.

srry to all "little people" out there

If it weren't for midgets, we wouldn't have widgets. Then how would you get Guiness out of a can?

Thanks for getting this thread back on topic. You did know that one of the early designs for the Guinness widget called for it to be pierced by a Laser, didn't you?

i can see it now .. . a whole bunch of widgets being held by midgets in the water.. being peirced by a laser doing a reach.

If there's no photo it didn't happen.

Thar about totally ruins my credibility for every whopper I know

Next thing you'll be asking us to believe in the Easter Bunny.

Is there anybody who does not??

Here is District 15 Secretary Renee drinking with the Bunny. He does not handle his beer well.

Originally Posted by Old Geezer
If there's no photo it didn't happen.

You want photo Proof!!! it just so happens i bought the latest in fandangled gadgetry the nimbus 2000 camera from hogworts and took a photo of the closest Guiness factory making widgets.

see attached

I stand corrected. I now believe in the Easter Bunny, Laser-pierced Guinness widgets, that Rossums and Ribecca are real Laser sailors, and that I will make the top ten at the Masters Worlds.

I'm glad you see things our way ....

[edit] but i am not an expert it the thinkings of "Old Geezer" nor do i pretend to know the thinkings of "Old Geezer" therefor my opinion has no weight. Even if i do (ballast).

Reon - unless you have received the official recognition from Mommily that your opinion has no weight, then I am afraid that it is still subject to the normal laws of gravitation. But it still floats on the surface along with ...

Well i have been told that my opinions are a lot of hot air, and unless the laws of physics have changed hot air rises therefor having no weight....

OH goodie!! Hot air is good. Could you vivit my town in january? I hat cold air.

In fact I hat cold water.

That is why I may never sail in dan Francisco again. 9it is just too cold.
is that silly??

Or am I a wimp??

Both??

Golly whiz phooey darn it is already Wednesday in NYC.

Good night!!!