Random comments and one-liners

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I would hate to have to look at that while sailing, and read it and decide what to do, you kind of just have to know, but if it works for you, rock on

Re: Chart for in laser (cunningham etc)?...

Ross ... i know you've been here far longer than i have .. but in the week i have been here and the numerous forums post i have read ... you always manage to have a useless remark.. rude ... remark about everything ..... yes you do say some great stuff to .... but please ... try and be constructive .....

Oh nooooooooo. Once again the powers-that-be are trying to impose order and sanity on the great unwashed anarchic mass of Laser sailors. The whole beauty of this forum is that threads can drift away from the original topic through the wonders of free association of ideas as we hop from rhombuses to bearded Brits to sexism to the glue on sail numbers. Just like a real conversation. When you go for a beer after sailing you don't suddenly jump up and shout, "We were discussing Rule 42. How dare you change the subject to the best hiking pants for ooching?" We don't need no official administrator. And since when was "idiot proof" an insult? It's a compliment to the designer of a gizmo that's so simple that anyone can make it work. It's not an insult to idiots because no member of this forum is an idiot otherwise they wouldn't be interested in Laser sailing. And what's so terrible about "foul language". If I want to tell a joke about why the chicken tacked from port to starboard or mention that foul word "gooseneck" I will do. This class is being run too much by the mommies. Let's get some kids to run it instead. I propose Ross for Official Administrator. Vote for Ross for Official Administrator. Vote early. Vote often. There's a cutoff at 150 votes.

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Re: Merrily returns as Official Administrator

Multiple complaints? Who? When? Why? What about? Name names. Enquiring minds demand to know. Let's use Rule 69.

Is someone complaining about my fowl language? Gooseneck. Duck that starboard tacker. Chicken wings on the barbie. Royal Turkey Yacht Club. There.

I am not Fred Schroth and I approve this message.

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Re: Merrily returns as Official Administrator

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I am deeply offended. Our new official "official administrator" is using fowl language like Bollards. Who's going to administrate the administrator?

Re: Rhombus?

Sweetie Pie,

What are you squealing about?



Now I think :

Rhombi should be glued and sewn on or they should not be counted as properly attached.

Oh yeah. And since the smaller women seem to dump over so often..The Rhombi should be painted on the centerboards as well.

We want ten pages!!!


or am I just pulling your legs???

Re: Merrily returns as Official Administrator

The subject of this thread is:

This is PROOF IDIOT BIRDbrains post here.

Note use of both fowl language and the wordsIdiot proof. I should get extra points. Who is keeping score anyway...Shevy?? Visit: www.drlaser.org

I am not an official administrator since August 1, 2002.
I am not Merry sailing my the lee,
and this is not Christmas

Re: Merrily returns as Official Administrator

'Idiot proof' is an insult? Holy Moses! What next? No blasphemy?

If I ever make it to an American Laser meet, I'll be the one biting his lip with tears running down his face when I hear you all talking in polite high Queens English.