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  1. gouvernail Guest

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    Wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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    This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

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    But what about his girlfriend?

    She sells seashells by the sea shore. How many sea shells shall she sell?
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    This is a hypothetical question..."...IF a woodchuck could chuck wood."

    And what about marmots?
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    she won't sell any ... because people will either be sailing lasers ... or they will pick them up off the beach for free! :D
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    On another thread I am being hammered for attempts at humor.

    So, if you are incapable of assuming good intentions and looking for humor first rather than assuming absurd evil accidental intentions, please do not continue reading this post.

    Really Free lasers on the beach?? What beach??
    And if everybody is getting a free Laser, why not purchase a few seashells with the saves money??
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    Last night I was down at my laser with a knife.aid to myself..Self>>>>>>

    I slit a sheet. A sheet I slit. Unon the slitted sheet I sit.
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    But then you wouldnt be sleeping on sheets anymore lol
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    WHOLY SHEET!! that's crazy :p
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    All the recent posts are mine.
    Mine mine mine

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